Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo
Spanish Tempranillo with a loud label and honest juice.
The story behind Fu**ing Weirdos
Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo comes from Castilla-La Mancha, the high central plateau of Spain where hot days and cool nights let Tempranillo ripen slowly and evenly. The grape itself traces back roughly 3,000 years to early Phoenician settlement on the peninsula. The brand is modern, the farming is sustainable, and the winemaking is deliberately hands-off.
Fermentation runs on native yeasts, the wild strains living on the grape skins and in the cellar, not lab-cultivated ones. It is bottled unfiltered, which keeps the color vivid and the texture a little wild. The style is joven, young and juicy, built around crushed blackberries, plums and a faint note of sweet paprika rather than heavy oak. Provocative label, real wine inside.
Explore the Fu**ing Weirdos range
Two sizes, one grape, both in stock. The 750mL is the everyday pour; the 1.5L magnum is what you bring to a table full of people.
| Expression | Type | Proof / ABV | Tasting notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo 750mL | Tempranillo, joven red | 14.0% ABV | Crushed blackberry, plum, sweet paprika, unfiltered |
| Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo 1.5L | Tempranillo, joven red, magnum | 14.0% ABV | Same juicy profile, built for a crowd |
| Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot 750mL | Merlot, red | Not stated | Plush red fruit, soft finish |
| Fu**ing Weirdos Cabernet Sauvignon 1.5L | Cabernet Sauvignon, red, magnum | Not stated | Firm structure, dark fruit, party format |
| Fu**ing Weirdos Sauvignon Blanc 1.5L | Sauvignon Blanc, white, magnum | Not stated | Crisp, citrus-driven, serve cold |
| Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot 1.5L | Merlot, red, magnum | Not stated | Round and easy, generous pour |
Which Fu**ing Weirdos is right for you?
The Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo 750mL is $8.98, and the 1.5L magnum is $12.98. That is the whole pitch: a sustainably farmed Spanish red, native yeast, unfiltered, for less than most people spend on a sandwich. The Merlot 750mL sits at $8.98 too, and the Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Sauvignon Blanc magnums all land at $12.98. Buy Fu**ing Weirdos online and pick it up curbside in Commack, or take local delivery.
Under nine dollars, juicy enough for chorizo tacos and grilled mushrooms.
A magnum at $12.98 that keeps pouring and starts conversations.
Crisp white, cold serve, and a label nobody forgets.
Fu**ing Weirdos cocktails and pairings
Serve it at 60 to 65 degrees, fifteen minutes in the fridge if the room runs warm, in a medium red glass. The acidity and supple tannins handle savory, casual food without arguing.