
Fu**ing Weirdos - Merlot 750mL
Bold, eccentric and irresistibly smooth, Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot pours deep ruby with aromas of black cherry, plum and cocoa. Crafted in California, this 750mL bottle delivers velvety tannins, juicy dark fruit and a hint of vanilla spice. Snag one from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant for wine shipping where legal, local pickup or add a classy wine gift box for any occasion. Get it today!!
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About this bottle
Make a statement on your table with the provocatively named Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot, a 750mL bottle of unapologetic personality and plush, fruit-forward flavor. Sourced from sustainably farmed vineyards in California’s sunny Central Coast, this modern Merlot embraces the region’s long, warm days and cool Pacific nights to coax out vivid aromatics of black cherry, ripe plum, and blueberry compote. A gentle nine-month rest in a mix of French and American oak adds undertones of vanilla bean, cocoa nib, and a whisper of toasted cedar, giving the wine a silky structure and a lingering, spice-kissed finish.
On the palate, supple tannins wrap around generous dark-berry fruit, while bright acidity keeps each sip lively and food-friendly. Serve it slightly below room temperature and watch it elevate weeknight burgers, rosemary-rubbed lamb chops, or a gooey wedge of aged Gouda. Pop a bottle now for immediate gratification or cellar it for up to five years to let the savory notes deepen.
Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack proudly ships this rule-breaking red to the states where it is legal, or you can schedule swift local delivery and pickup if you’re near Long Island. Surprise the iconoclast in your life by adding our signature wine gift box or personalize the bottle with custom engraving for a keepsake they’ll never forget. Whether you’re stocking a case for your wine rack or pouring into your favorite glass tonight, Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot delivers fine wine and good spirits with a rebellious grin that refuses to blend into the crowd.
A dependable merlot from our Commack shelves, hand-selected and in stock now for same-day or next-day Long Island delivery, free curbside pickup, or wine shipping where legal.
The Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant TeamTasting notes
Nose
Ripe plum and dark cherry jump out first, with a soft earthy undertone and a hint of sweet baking spice.
Palate
Plush and round, medium to full body. Dark cherry and plum coat the tongue, tannins are soft and gentle, acidity stays low, and a touch of cocoa appears on the mid-palate.
Finish
Smooth and easy, fading with lingering dark fruit and a whisper of mocha.
How to serve and what to pour it with
Serve slightly below room temperature, around 60 to 65 degrees. Use a wide-bowl glass to let the fruit open up. No decanting needed, but a short splash in the glass helps. This Merlot is ready to drink now, so open it and enjoy.
Specs
| Size | 750mL |
| Producer | Fu**ing Weirdos |
| Type | Merlot |
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