Fu**ing Weirdos - Merlot 1.5L
Pop the 1.5L Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot and toast to the deliciously weird! Crafted in sunny California, this bold red pours ruby with plush plum, cherry and a hint of cocoa over soft tannins. Grab yours from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack, NY, ready for local pickup, fast Long Island delivery or shipping to the states where it is legal. Add a giftbox or engrave the bottle for extra flair.
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About this bottle
Unapologetically bold, Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot 1.5L is a magnum-sized celebration of rebellious winemaking from California’s sun-drenched Central Coast. Crafted from sustainably farmed Merlot grapes, each sip unleashes layers of ripe black cherry, juicy plum, and crushed raspberry that glide into notes of dark cocoa, Madagascar vanilla, and a whisper of fresh-cut rosemary. Medium-full bodied, the wine’s polished tannins and balanced acidity create a velvety texture that lingers with a satisfying smoky-cedar finish. Pop the cork now for an explosion of fruit-forward charisma, or cellar it for up to five years to unveil deeper savory complexity.
The generous 1.5-liter format pours effortlessly at dinner parties, backyard barbecues, and Friendsgiving feasts, delivering the equivalent of two standard bottles so everyone can toast their inner weirdo. Pair it with grilled hanger steak, herb-roasted chicken, mushroom risotto, or a decadent dark-chocolate torte.
Order your magnum today from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack, New York, and we’ll ship it safely to the states where it is legal or rush same-day delivery across Long Island. Elevate the gift by adding our elegant wine gift box or personalized bottle engraving for a small additional fee, transforming this audacious Merlot into a statement piece. Stock up by the case to ensure your wine rack is always ready when ordinary just won’t do.
Celebrate birthdays, promotions, or simply surviving Monday with a pour that refuses to conform, because life is too short for boring wine. Join the delicious rebellion and let Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot redefine what you expect tonight.
A dependable merlot from our Commack shelves, hand-selected and in stock now for same-day or next-day Long Island delivery, free curbside pickup, or wine shipping where legal.
The Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant TeamTasting notes
Nose
Ripe plum and dark cherry jump out first, with a soft mocha note underneath and a hint of warm spice from the oak.
Palate
Medium to full body, smooth and round in the mouth. Dark cherry and plum lead, then a dusting of cocoa and a gentle tug of tannin keeps it from feeling flabby.
Finish
Clean and easy, with the fruit fading slowly and a last whisper of mocha.
How to serve and what to pour it with
Serve it slightly cool, around 60 to 65 degrees, in a wide bowl so the fruit opens up. No decanting needed, just pull the cork and let it breathe for a few minutes. A magnum like this is built for a crowd, so keep it on the table and let it warm in the glass.
Specs
| Size | 1.5L |
| Producer | Fu**ing Weirdos |
| Type | Merlot |
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