Fu**ing Weirdos - Sauvignon Blanc 1.5L
Kick normal to the curb with Fu**ing Weirdos Sauvignon Blanc 1.5L from California, bursting with rebellious notes of zesty lime, juicy grapefruit, gooseberry and fresh-cut herbs. Crisp, bright and mouth-watering, this party-sized magnum arrives from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant, ready for local delivery, wine shipping where legal, pickup, or upgrade with a luxe wine gift box. Cheers!
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About this bottle
Breaking the rules has never tasted so good. Fu**ing Weirdos Sauvignon Blanc is an irreverent, exuberant expression of the classic varietal, bottled in a party-ready 1.5-liter magnum that begs to be shared. Sourced from sun-kissed coastal vineyards in California’s Central Coast, the grapes are harvested in the cool hours of early dawn to lock in vivid aromatics. One swirl unleashes zesty lemon peel, freshly cut pineapple, and the signature Sauvignon Blanc snap of garden herbs and wet stone. On the palate, juicy grapefruit, passion fruit, and white peach race across razor-sharp acidity, finishing bone-dry and mouth-watering, urging the next sip.
Serve it icy-cold beside briny oysters, tangy goat cheese, or a crisp summer salad, and watch the flavors ignite. The larger format keeps the party hydrated longer, making it ideal for backyard barbecues, beach bonfires, or simply fueling your inner weirdo on a Tuesday night.
Order from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack, New York, and we’ll put this misfit magnum on your doorstep fast. Choose convenient local pickup, express Long Island delivery, or have it shipped to any state where it is legal. Want to elevate the gift factor? Add our elegant wine gift box or personalized engraving to turn this rule-breaker into a keepsake. Stock up by the case for unbeatable value, because normal is boring and life’s too short to drink ordinary wine. Grab Fu**ing Weirdos Sauvignon Blanc and make your wine glass the most interesting one in the room. Rebel loudly, sip freely, share weirdness.
A dependable sauvignon blanc from our Commack shelves, hand-selected and in stock now for same-day or next-day Long Island delivery, free curbside pickup, or wine shipping where legal.
The Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant TeamTasting notes
Nose
Grapefruit and lime zest jump out first, then fresh-cut grass and a tropical whiff of passionfruit. Clean and direct.
Palate
Crisp and lively from the start, with bright citrus racing across a light body. Acidity keeps it snappy, and the grassy note lingers underneath. No oak, no weight, just refreshment.
Finish
Clean and refreshing, with lime and grapefruit fading slowly. Ends on a grassy note that invites another sip.
How to serve and what to pour it with
Serve well chilled, around 45 to 50 degrees, in a standard white wine glass. No ice needed, but a quick chill in the fridge works. This liter and a half is built for a crowd, so keep it cold and pour generously. A splash of soda and a lime wedge makes a easy spritz.
Specs
| Size | 1.5L |
| Producer | Fu**ing Weirdos |
| Type | Sauvignon Blanc |
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