Fu**ing Weirdos - Tempranillo 1.5L
Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo Magnum (1.5L) uncorks Spanish attitude in epic size, ripe black cherry, plum and a smoky vanilla edge swirl with leather and spice for a bold, dry red that begs grilled steaks. Snag this conversation-starter from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant for local delivery or ship it to the states where it is legal, and add a luxe gift box or engraving for extra flair.
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About this bottle
Fu**ing Weirdos Tempranillo 1.5L is a rebellious magnum that refuses to blend into the background. Sourced from high-elevation vineyards in Castilla-La Mancha, Spain, this 100% Tempranillo is fermented with native yeasts and aged nine months in seasoned American oak, giving the wine both raw energy and polished structure. In the glass, the deep garnet color hints at an aromatic storm of black cherry, sun-dried strawberry, and crushed violets, underscored by savory notes of leather, cocoa nib, and a faint whiff of spicy cedar. The palate is medium-full bodied, combining juicy fruit with dusty tannins and a refreshing vein of acidity that keeps each sip lively. A smoky, slightly wild finish lingers with hints of paprika and dried herbs, begging for another pour.
The generous 1.5-liter format makes this bottle the life of any gathering, offering the equivalent of two standard bottles, perfect for backyard barbecues, tapas nights, or bold gift-giving. Pair it with chargrilled lamb chops, Manchego cheese, or a simple plate of patatas bravas to highlight its Spanish soul.
Order from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack and have this standout red delivered to your door anywhere it is legal. Locals can schedule fast delivery or convenient curbside pick-up, and for an extra touch, add our luxe wine gift box or custom engraving to transform this magnum into an unforgettable present. Weirdos welcome; extraordinary flavor guaranteed. Stock a case for festivities or store it in your cellar; this Tempranillo will evolve gracefully over the next five years.
A dependable tempranillo from our Commack shelves, hand-selected and in stock now for same-day or next-day Long Island delivery, free curbside pickup. Spirits are local delivery and in-store pickup only.
The Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant TeamTasting notes
Nose
Ripe cherry and plum leap out first, with a dusting of sweet cinnamon and clove. A little warm earth and dried herb underneath.
Palate
Medium to full body, soft tannins that barely grip. Juicy cherry and plum roll through, then a gentle spice note and a clean, slightly warm finish.
Finish
Ends with lingering cherry and a whisper of sweet spice. Medium length, easy and pleasant.
How to serve and what to pour it with
Serve slightly cool, around 60 to 65 degrees, in a wide glass so the fruit opens up. No decanting needed, but a quick swirl helps. The magnum stays fresh longer, so keep it corked between pours and let it warm in the glass for a softer texture.
Specs
| Size | 1.5L |
| Producer | Fu**ing Weirdos |
| Type | Tempranillo |
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