Fu**ing Weirdos - Cabernet Sauvignon 1.5L
Break the mold with Fu**ing Weirdos Cabernet Sauvignon 1.5L, a bold California red bursting with black cherry, cassis, and dark chocolate. Hints of cedar and vanilla ride firm tannins for a rebellious, full-bodied finish. Ideal for dinner parties, gifting in our elegant wine box, or stocking the case from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant, shipped to the states where it is legal or to your Island doors.
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About this bottle
Meet Fu**ing Weirdos – Cabernet Sauvignon in a show-stopping 1.5-liter magnum, a bold California red designed for the non-conformist palate. Sourced from sun-drenched vineyards along the Central Coast, this rebellious Cab erupts with brooding aromas of crushed blackberries, cassis, and ripe plum underscored by roasted espresso and a hint of spearmint. A slow, temperature-controlled fermentation amplifies its fruit core while eighteen months in a mix of new and seasoned French oak layers in dark chocolate, cedar shavings, and sweet tobacco.
On the tongue, dense, velvety tannins frame flavors of black cherry cordial, blackberry jam, and vanilla bean, balanced by a lively acid backbone that keeps the 14.5% ABV finish fresh rather than heavy. Decant for thirty minutes to unleash its full eccentricity, then pair with char-grilled rib-eye, mushroom risotto, or a late-night playlist spun as loudly as you dare.
The magnum format pours twelve generous glasses, making it perfect for Friendsgiving feasts, backyard fire pits, or simply stocking your cellar with something unapologetically different. Order from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack for fast local delivery, convenient pickup, or insured shipping to any state where it is legal. Add a premium wine gift box or custom engraving to turn this conversation-starting bottle into an unforgettable present. Whether you’re collecting for the long haul, the structure promises graceful evolution for up to eight years, or popping corks tonight, Fu**ing Weirdos Cabernet Sauvignon guarantees every pour tastes as fearless as you feel. Raise a glass and celebrate the beauty of being wonderfully weird.
A dependable cabernet from our Commack shelves, hand-selected and in stock now for same-day or next-day Long Island delivery, free curbside pickup, or wine shipping where legal.
The Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant TeamTasting notes
Nose
Ripe blackberry and cassis jump out first, backed by toasted oak and a mocha hint that adds warmth without sweetness.
Palate
Full bodied and broad, with dark fruit coating the midpalate and firm tannins gripping through the finish. Oak and mocha linger in the background, adding depth.
Finish
Long and structured, with tannins that dry the cheeks and a final echo of blackberry and cocoa.
How to serve and what to pour it with
Serve at cool room temperature, around 60 to 65 degrees, in a wide Bordeaux glass so the tannins have room to soften. Give it 20 minutes of air, or pour straight from the magnum at a cookout. It holds up for days once opened, so don't rush the bottle.
Specs
| Size | 1.5L |
| Producer | Fu**ing Weirdos |
| Type | Cabernet |
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