Description
Meet Fu**ing Weirdos – Cabernet Sauvignon in a show–stopping 1.5-liter magnum, a bold California red designed for the non-conformist palate. Sourced from sun-drenched vineyards along the Central Coast, this rebellious Cab erupts with brooding aromas of crushed blackberries, cassis, and ripe plum underscored by roasted espresso and a hint of spearmint. A slow, temperature-controlled fermentation amplifies its fruit core while eighteen months in a mix of new and seasoned French oak layers in dark chocolate, cedar shavings, and sweet tobacco.
On the tongue, dense, velvety tannins frame flavors of black cherry cordial, blackberry jam, and vanilla bean, balanced by a lively acid backbone that keeps the 14.5% ABV finish fresh rather than heavy. Decant for thirty minutes to unleash its full eccentricity, then pair with char-grilled rib-eye, mushroom risotto, or a late-night playlist spun as loudly as you dare.
The magnum format pours twelve generous glasses, making it perfect for Friendsgiving feasts, backyard fire pits, or simply stocking your cellar with something unapologetically different. Order from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack for fast local delivery, convenient pickup, or insured shipping to any of the 50 states. Add a premium wine gift box or custom engraving to turn this conversation-starting bottle into an unforgettable present. Whether you’re collecting for the long haul—the structure promises graceful evolution for up to eight years—or popping corks tonight, Fu**ing Weirdos Cabernet Sauvignon guarantees every pour tastes as fearless as you feel. Raise a glass and celebrate the beauty of being wonderfully weird.
