Description
Make a statement on your table with the provocatively named Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot, a 750mL bottle of unapologetic personality and plush, fruit-forward flavor. Sourced from sustainably farmed vineyards in California’s sunny Central Coast, this modern Merlot embraces the region’s long, warm days and cool Pacific nights to coax out vivid aromatics of black cherry, ripe plum, and blueberry compote. A gentle nine-month rest in a mix of French and American oak adds undertones of vanilla bean, cocoa nib, and a whisper of toasted cedar, giving the wine a silky structure and a lingering, spice-kissed finish.
On the palate, supple tannins wrap around generous dark-berry fruit, while bright acidity keeps each sip lively and food-friendly. Serve it slightly below room temperature and watch it elevate weeknight burgers, rosemary-rubbed lamb chops, or a gooey wedge of aged Gouda. Pop a bottle now for immediate gratification or cellar it for up to five years to let the savory notes deepen.
Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack proudly ships this rule-breaking red to all 50 states, or you can schedule swift local delivery and pickup if you’re near Long Island. Surprise the iconoclast in your life by adding our signature wine gift box or personalize the bottle with custom engraving for a keepsake they’ll never forget. Whether you’re stocking a case for your wine rack or pouring into your favorite glass tonight, Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot delivers fine wine and good spirits with a rebellious grin that refuses to blend into the crowd.
