Description
Unapologetically bold, Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot 1.5L is a magnum-sized celebration of rebellious winemaking from California’s sun-drenched Central Coast. Crafted from sustainably farmed Merlot grapes, each sip unleashes layers of ripe black cherry, juicy plum, and crushed raspberry that glide into notes of dark cocoa, Madagascar vanilla, and a whisper of fresh-cut rosemary. Medium-full bodied, the wine’s polished tannins and balanced acidity create a velvety texture that lingers with a satisfying smoky-cedar finish. Pop the cork now for an explosion of fruit-forward charisma, or cellar it for up to five years to unveil deeper savory complexity.
The generous 1.5-liter format pours effortlessly at dinner parties, backyard barbecues, and Friendsgiving feasts, delivering the equivalent of two standard bottles so everyone can toast their inner weirdo. Pair it with grilled hanger steak, herb-roasted chicken, mushroom risotto, or a decadent dark-chocolate torte.
Order your magnum today from Long Island Wine & Spirit Merchant in Commack, New York, and we’ll ship it safely to all 50 states or rush same-day delivery across Long Island. Elevate the gift by adding our elegant wine gift box or personalized bottle engraving for a small additional fee, transforming this audacious Merlot into a statement piece. Stock up by the case to ensure your wine rack is always ready when ordinary just won’t do.
Celebrate birthdays, promotions, or simply surviving Monday with a pour that refuses to conform—because life is too short for boring wine. Join the delicious rebellion and let Fu**ing Weirdos Merlot redefine what you expect tonight.
